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Lawrence Joseph Bader, also known as John Francis \"Fritz\" Johnson, was an American cookware salesman from Akron, Ohio, who disappeared while on a fishing trip on Lake Erie on May 15, 1957. Declared dead in 1960, Bader was found alive five years later as John Francis \"Fritz\" Johnson, a local television personality living in Omaha, Nebraska. The incident is described by author Jay Robert Nash as \"one of the most baffling amnesia disappearances on record, a weird story forever unanswered.\"
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