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{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}

{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}

{"fact":"A cat rubs against people not only to be affectionate but also to mark out its territory with scent glands around its face. The tail area and paws also carry the cat\u2019s scent.","length":174}

{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}

{"fact":"Blue-eyed, pure white cats are frequently deaf.","length":47}

{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}